Tuesday, July 22, 2008

CAN U TELL ME WATS HAPPENING??

Dear indians,

Our pride. Our beautiful nation.
Date : 22/07/08
Venue : Loksabha
Occasion: Meeting before no-confidence motion
Scene : BJP mp's holding bundles of indian currency, which according to them
was a bait to vote against no-confidence motion.
Gallery : People all over india, all over world interested in "watching" india..

Dear indians,

What does tat notes mean?
Was that the sale value of indian people?
Were indian politics this much entertaining recently?
Who is ruling india? Mukesh ambani?
Are we the people of india?
Are we dogs which will bark and won't bite?
Why would these stuffs affect us, right?
Lets enjoy it like another SRK movie with lots of colour and 'manoranjan', right?
Why should we ask our 'beloved' leaders to explain things, right?
Why should we deviate from our usual role of the 'show', long queues
in front of the booths and the hopefull pressing of the EVM, right?
The PM should never explain things to the society which made him PM, right?
Oh sorry, it wasn't the society, it was the 'high' command, right?
Can't blame him. He haven't even asked for a vote in his life.
Then why should he answer to those who votes, right?
An economist should never explain things. Thats the way. Carry on 'jaanii'...
The PM won't explain. Then why the AEC chairman should do, right?

Respected Dr. Anil Kakodkar( chairman, AEC),

You did a great job by doing an exclusive power point presentation about the nuclear
deal in presence of the distinguished scientists of our country. If you have some time
to spend, just take out an atlas and check how large a country india is. Then just think
how many of these indians are scientists. This will let you know that you did an exquisite
power point presentation which reached the nooks and corners of india. I am
overwhelmed. Thanks...

Dear indians,

Use your fingers first to point out, and then decide on the 'hopefull pressing of EVM'..

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